Inspirational Joke

by **அ.இராமநாதன்** Sat Jun 25, 2011 8:04 am

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A keen immigrant Indian
Marwadi lad applied for a salesman’s job at London ‘s premier downtown
department store. In fact, it was the biggest store in the world – you could get
anything there.
The boss asked him, “Have you ever been a salesman
before?” “Yes sir, I was a salesman in India “, replied the lad. The boss liked
the cut of him and said, “You can start tomorrow and I’ll come and see
you.”

The day was long and arduous for the young man, but he
got through it. And finally 6:00 PM came around. The boss duly fronted up and
asked, “How many sales did you make today?” “Sir, Just ONE sale.” said the young
salesman. “Only one sale?” blurted the boss. “No! No! You see here, most of my
staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. If you want to keep this job, you’d better be
doing better than just one sale. By the way “How much was the sale
worth?”

“= 93300534.00 pounds” said the young Marwadi. “What”,”
How did you manage that?” asked the flabbergasted boss.

“Well”, said the salesman, “This man came in and I sold
him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then
I sell him new fishing rod and some fishing gear. Then I asked him where he was
going fishing and he said down the coast. So I told him he’d be needing a boat,
so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that twenty-foot schooner
with the twin engines. Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn’t be able to
pull it, so I took him to our automotive department and sold him that new Deluxe
4X4 Blazer.

I then asked him where he’ll be staying, and since he
had no accommodation, I took him to camping department and sold him one of those
new igloo 6-sleeper camper tents. Then the guy said, while we’re at it, I should
throw in about $100 worth of groceries and two cases of beer.

The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment,
“You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook!!”

“No” answered the salesman, “he came in to buy a
headache relief tablet and I said to him, “Sir, fishing is best headache pain
removal”

Boss – “You sit in my chair…
“
.

:héhé: :héhé:

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